abigaillx: the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
There's been some interest in this, so I guess I'm...
bongloadsandbroadway: ashketchurn: ashketchurn: Reblog this post and I’ll take a picture of my tortoise Squirtle looking at your blog with your URL written down near him. They’ll look something like this: I already regret this. omg this would make my life. please
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
witchdumpling: turtles arent slow
taylor-grillo asked: hey the beat "trainwreck" was pretty good! it was choppy but I liked it! imma female rapper, always looking for new beats and people to work with, if you make beats hmu! just check out my profile I have a direct link to my soundcloud! but I liked that beat, clean it up a little it had a good sound!
It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that.’ As if...– Stephen Fry (via nedhepburn)
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eelanaa: There are thousands of ways to look at life, but I tend to dwell on two of them. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone’s life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much stays the same (more or…